Malcolm x Raylan: Cowboy Surprise

Art was suspicious right off the bat when Raylan took a week off with the express note that his phone would be Out Of Order til the next Monday, but the Chief Marshal wasn't going to look gift horses in the mouth. Not when it suggested he'd have a few days of peace, until Raylan caved to turning his phone back on again. Still, he watched the younger Marshal walk out of the office and promised himself to check into the state of Harlan within 3 days to make sure that the place wasn't on fire. The smoke would reach him before he called, he was sure.
But Art didn't have much to worry about - Raylan had no plans on staying in the state for his vacation, beyond one day spent closing up Arlo's and securing it the best way he could before getting on a plane to New York City. He wanted to surprise Malcolm - it'd been near two months since they'd last seen each other and frankly, Raylan was tired of missing him. They'd called and texted, stayed in a fairly consistent, if odd houred, touch but it wasn't the same.
Once he landed, Raylan rented a car and navigated his way towards Malcolm's apartment, stopping to grab a bouquet of flowers. It was.. Extra, but Raylan didn't want to show up empty handed, just in case. Thirty minutes later, Malcolm's door buzzer was being hit, like Raylan was here to deliver something. Well, he was, but that was half the fun.

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"Hot damn. I.. will not be trying that just yet," he admitted, stepping out to about half of what Malcolm had, mostly equal distance between the profiler and the starting line. "Mainly because I don't wanna have to replace anything."
Malcolm could huff a dismissive sigh at money; Raylan could not. Pulling the axe up over his shoulder, Raylan threw again, maintaining his form from before while putting as much power into it as he could. He was rewarded with a near center hit, handle askew in angles. He looked back over his shoulder with a grin as he turned around, unbuttoning his cuffs before shrugging his shirt off.
"Not too bad, I'd say." He was proud of himself.
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"How far do I dare to try...." he said, stopping even with the front door. He tossed the axe up end over end and caught it, then hefted it a couple times.
"This is going to be risky," he acknowledged. "I've never tried it from here."
He raised it, heaving it as hard as he could, stumbling forward a couple steps with the follow through. It hit the stone of the fireplace just below the board with a loud clang and bounced off, skittering across the wood floor loudly.
He laughed with delight.
"Well, that was too far," he concluded.
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"I feel like you and risk are deeply acquainted," he quips with a smirk as he moved to stand out of the way, glancing away only to drape his shirt over the counter, folding his arms over his chest. Despite his lean, being a sports kinda man, he couldn't help but stand up as Malcolm threw, wincing with a pull of his shoulder as the axe hit and clattered, laughing with him.
"Its good to know your limits but I think I might be a terrible influence."
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"I think you might be a great influence. I haven't had this much fun in a long time."
He walked across the room to pick up the axe from the floor, then to retrieve the others from the board. He held one up, the other two clutched in his other hand. "Want to throw another?" he said, holding it out, handle first, as he approached. "I hit stone with this thing and it didn't break," he pointed out.
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He glanced at the axe before turning around and ambling back towards his throwing point.
"I am amazed. How do you think they made 'em this strong? Can't get shit to last these days."
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He took one of the other two from the hand holding them both and swung it around.
"The only weapons in my collection that are frail are fragile because the materials have come to end of life. The metal is too corroded or too thin now, for example." He glanced over at the fireplace, then peered at it more closely. "Actually, I think I chipped the stone a little." He made a little wince. "Don't tell my landlord at dinner tonight."
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He looked back up at Malcolm with a curl of his smile. "Afraid she's going to make you sell your toys or that she's going to remodel the whole place to 'fix' it for ya?"
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Raylan had heard her chide him for plenty of nothing and Malcolm was pretty sure he didn't want to listen to it either.
Malcolm realized his gaze was lingering on Raylan and took a breath.
"Those shirts," he said, gesturing towards Raylan's undershirt with his axe. "You have a lot of them, huh?"
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"And you don't," he replied looking back up with a pinch in his face. "With all those suits you wear, I'd have thought an undershirt was demanded, by fashion if not function. Why is that?"
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"You know I have shirts that aren't flannel or plaid print, right?" His hand came out to gesture with the teasing question as he ambled a few steps closer. "But you're right on it being about the weather. Cold in the mornings, hot in the afternoon and stickily mild in the evenings. Nights get colder than you'd think and you can't run a heater on a stake-out."
He pointed. "Better than t-shirts too, lets the shoulders breath. Yours could do with a breath or two."
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"Why don't you tell me?"
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"It feels a lot like not wearing anything," he noted.
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"Doesn't feel too bad getting stripped off either," he promised. "Experience," he said, squinting one eye playfully. "You remember the heat out there and you didn't even come in summer. We try to avoid sunburns, heat stroke and the skin cancer that follows.
Try throwin' in it."
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Throw in it.
Okay.
He stepped up to the point he last threw successfully and threw it hard, following through. He looked up to see it land in the centre. He turned and grinned at Raylan. "It's pretty freeing, though." He glanced down. "It's stretchy."
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Very good in the Kentucky heat, as he recalled.
Raylan stepped up and gestured Malcolm aside. "You can keep that one. Maybe I'll get to see you in more of them.."
Focusing on the target, Raylan focused and hefted, landing his axe just above Malcolm's. He looked at Malcolm with a smile and walked over, stealing a kiss before patting his hip, silently gesturing for him to go on and step up.
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"The important question is whether I look less carpetbaggy now," Malcolm told him. "I..." He frowned and glanced at his watch. "Oh no. We have to get ready," he said in disappointment. He looked at Raylan. "Throw one more."
The flex of his shoulders when he threw was definitely worth a few extra minutes.
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"Only if you throw yours too. I can put them away while you get dressed."
The axe was spun in with a twirl in his hand - it was like a baseball. A Danger baseball, but he turned the right way around, pulled back and threw again, body leaning beautifully into it. This had actually given him a little more definition on his back muscle, not that he'd strictly needed it.
The axe landed dead center and Raylan was grinning again. "I think I might be alright at this."
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"I told you you'd be a natural," Malcolm said. He heaved the axe up and threw it hard and it landed in the target.
He turned and pressed a kiss to Raylan's lips. "That was a good idea," he murmured. "Thank you."
It had eased some tension out of him over the upcoming dinner. He headed to his dresser and closet to collect clothes and dress, putting on the bare bones of a suit: pants and jacket with a simple black long-sleeved t-shirt. He tucked the undershirt Raylan gave him into one of his drawers, then went into the bathroom to tame his hair.
BAT. BASEBALL BAT. Shit, myself. :|
Raylan met the kiss and smiled again. "You're the one that suggested it." He just followed through with the suggestion. Once Malcolm had walked away, Raylan gathered and put the axes away where he'd seen them pulled. He followed by tidying up their (his) food and beer and putting the dishes in the sink for him to get when they got back. Grabbing his overshirt from the counter, Raylan traded it for the one 'good' shirt he'd brought and tucked it in.
"Is this a tie required thing? Or should I just leave the top button open?"
i knew what u meant <3
He kissed Raylan. "You look good," he informed him.
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"I'd say the same but you always look good." And he knew Malcolm knew. If not, Raylan had more work to do. But he trusted his new lover's advice and went to collect his hat and gun before nodding.
"You ready to do this?"
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He didn't want to assume whether Raylan would want to take advantage of his mother's liquor cabinet; he had no idea how the night would go.
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He drank, and while that wasn't a problem out in Harlan or Miami where he could drive and walk, respectively, he didn't want to invite any trouble in the big city. That and they had really good liquor.
"Besides, parking here sucks."
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He's gonna stop him before they hit the stairs.
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THESE TWO. FUCK. /ded
I KNOW I CAN'T THEM
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