Malcolm x Raylan: Cowboy Surprise

Art was suspicious right off the bat when Raylan took a week off with the express note that his phone would be Out Of Order til the next Monday, but the Chief Marshal wasn't going to look gift horses in the mouth. Not when it suggested he'd have a few days of peace, until Raylan caved to turning his phone back on again. Still, he watched the younger Marshal walk out of the office and promised himself to check into the state of Harlan within 3 days to make sure that the place wasn't on fire. The smoke would reach him before he called, he was sure.
But Art didn't have much to worry about - Raylan had no plans on staying in the state for his vacation, beyond one day spent closing up Arlo's and securing it the best way he could before getting on a plane to New York City. He wanted to surprise Malcolm - it'd been near two months since they'd last seen each other and frankly, Raylan was tired of missing him. They'd called and texted, stayed in a fairly consistent, if odd houred, touch but it wasn't the same.
Once he landed, Raylan rented a car and navigated his way towards Malcolm's apartment, stopping to grab a bouquet of flowers. It was.. Extra, but Raylan didn't want to show up empty handed, just in case. Thirty minutes later, Malcolm's door buzzer was being hit, like Raylan was here to deliver something. Well, he was, but that was half the fun.

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Louisa brought his water and he thanked her, then handed her his soup bowl.
"It wasn't as twisted as it looked when they started, though."
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"You gonna take the next case when he calls?"
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"Well, of course you do," Jessica pointed out.
He shrugged and took a drink of water.
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"Assholes never rest," he quipped. "'Course, I turn my phone off when I'm on personal time and Art is happier that way, if he had a say in it." They were both weights on their boss - Malcolm was attracted to trouble and Raylan was trouble.
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Ainsley swirled her wine in her glass. "Who's Art? Your boss?"
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He looked over at Malcolm. "You wouldn't know it by listening. One day I should get him in a room alone with you; I'm sure he's got some deeply unflattering stories for you."
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"So, like, the way Gil looks at you," Ainsley surmised.
Malcolm looked like he was going to protest, then conceded with a shrug "Pretty much."
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It was, unarguably, something the two men have in common.
"But Gil knew you quite a bit younger than he knew me."
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"And thank god for the fact that he's still looking out for you," Jessica concluded. "At least you had one decent rolemodel in your life. Are you going to attempt dessert?" she asked.
Malcolm looked over at her and shook his head, pulling his glass of water a little closer.
"Have you made any progress on the Crowder case?" Malcolm asked Raylan.
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He glanced and Malcolm before shaking his head. "Our CI isn't cooperating and I've yet to lure Boyd into making a stupid mistake. But now we've got old money down in the hollars lookin' to control the oxy and weed business down there. We'll see how it comes out. Maybe they'll provide the opportunity I'm lookin' for."
He glanced at Jessica and Ainsley. "None of which I'm sure is appropriate here but.." It was better than their previous subject.
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Malcolm still felt on the edge of anxiety and he shifted in his seat, then got up. "I'm just going to go wash my face," he told them and disappeared out the door.
Ainsley turned her attention back to Raylan with Malcolm's departure. "Oxy and weed, huh?"
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He ducked his head with a half chuckle and a smile. "Easier shitkicker on shitkicker crime. They keep the task force busy trying to up it to heroin but they're never quite that successful. It's honestly amazing that some of these people are even in the business, stupid as they are. That's the states area though, not the Marshal's service, and a blight on it at that."
It was a sad state of poverty, but Raylan's easy going way and his tone being one of an amusing story, it eased that quite a bit.
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"Oh, not this again," Jessica said. "You're angling for a promotion off the wandering beat."
Ainsley shrugged. "But I got into this to tell interesting stories." She looked at Raylan. "I actually would like to see your badge," she confessed. "But not because I don't believe you. I just want to see it."
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Giving a facial shrug of a lift of his eyebrows, mouth corners turning down briefly as he pulled his leather wallet style badge out from his inner jacket pocket. He flipped it open and handed it over to her.
While she looked at it, Raylan looked over at Jessica. "You're wrong about train hobos, but you're not generally wrong about the area. With the amount of guns and lack of education down there, sometimes people make less than.. wise choices." It wasn't hard to see the parts of why Raylan wasn't promoting anyone being in the state, himself included.
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"It looks like a sheriff's badge in a Western," Ainsley interjected as she looked at the badge. She looked at Raylan. "Matches the hat."
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If Ainsley dug, she'd find the tellings of what the cowboy or 'the guy in the hat' had done. Raylan leaned into it now - let the sight of his hat strike a little fear into a bad guy's heart.
"Some cases, it sorta is like a western. I loved 'em as a kid, but so did a lot of other people. There's always someone who wants to draw down like we're at the OK Corral."
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"Ainsley," her mother chided.
Ainsley waved her off, keeping her eager gaze on Raylan.
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Her follow up question had him openly chuckling with an inviting gesture towards the chair that he'd discarded it on. "Go ahead."
It was fine. "She's not the first to ask, and I'd bet she won't be the last."
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"You look like you're going linedancing," Jessica said with only a small amount of distaste.
Malcolm walked back into the room just then, stopping as he looked up and spotted Ainsley in Raylan's hat. He gestured between his mother and sister and said, teasing, to Raylan "Are these people bothering you, sir?"
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"Nothing I can't handle. Though line dancing might put me over the line."
He did not partake of dancing, generally speaking which put line dancing right out.
"You got back just in time for the fashion show."
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She made a face. "Neutral colours are very this year, Malcolm." She dug her phone out and took a selfie so she could look at it, then looked at Raylan. "It is a little big for me," she conceded, taking it off and setting it back on the chair before heading back around the table. Not that it would stop her from putting it on her Instagram. "So you don't dance? Because Malcolm almost danced professionally," she said innocently.
"Not even close to professionally," he protested, trading his water for his scotch.
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"The ballet; I've heard about that. About the best I can offer in return in some standard middle school like slow dancing. Never got into kicking heels, though I know a few guys who did. Still doesn't make it look good."
Why yes, Raylan did have some kinda vain pride about himself.
"What about you? Did your mother add dance on top of afterschool dictation?"
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Malcolm studied his scotch glass very intently.
"Yes, well, neither of you kept it up," Jessica pointed out. "Except for the diction; that was money well spent."
The housekeeper returned to remove their dinner dishes.
"Just three desserts," Jessica told her. She didn't specify who wasn't having any; she didn't have to.
"Did you do sports at school?" Ainsley asked Raylan. "You look... sporty."
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Ainsley's question fit right in and Raylan nodded. "Baseball, since I was young, all the way through to highschool. Batter, mostly."
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"Thank you," Malcolm said dryly.
"Well, honestly."
"I throw axes," he insisted. "I'm a champion competitive axe thrower."
"That's not a sport, dear. It's more of a macabre hobby. Like your job."
"Tea or coffee?" Louise stopped next to him to ask. "Tea," he said, his expression tight, unconsciously fidgeting with his fingers on top of the table.
She poured him a cup, then turned to Raylan. "Would sir like tea or coffee?"
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THESE TWO. FUCK. /ded
I KNOW I CAN'T THEM
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SOFT FACES
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I say we start the next morning (once it's morning proper) in a new thread under the header