"I have gotta say, I've heard a lotta weird questions about the South and that's a new one. Practical one though." Smarter than most. "The answer is in the magic of gravy because the correct answer is both. But it's better over bread. Toasted if it ain't biscuits. The north just really needs to get on the white gravy train, it goes on so many things. Thin enough, I think you'd like it, if you're looking for something that's not.." His head bobs a little. "Loud."
"I actually get nauseated at just the thought of eating gravy, but now you've made me curious, so if you ever have it, let me know. I want to come and smell it," Malcolm tells him in all seriousness.
"I'm glad I could do such good works for the advancement of gravy in the general opinion," he says, smile still pulled. "I'll give you a ring. Gotta have it fresh though. Reheats well enough but it's better fresh. Pork is hard to get my hands on though and we'll bug Gonou for some biscuits. He's found a fantastic recipe and the last batch he brought me? Mm," he grunts in that way men do when they're openly daydreaming about Grandma's Sunday meal.
"We'll find somethin' that you can pick at, just in case."
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Like he'd know. The real joke: he has no idea. He doesn't live in the same universe as marriage.
"You know, I have a question about gravy and the South."
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"Sure, shoot."
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"Is sausage gravy made of sausages or for sausages?"
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"I have gotta say, I've heard a lotta weird questions about the South and that's a new one. Practical one though." Smarter than most. "The answer is in the magic of gravy because the correct answer is both. But it's better over bread. Toasted if it ain't biscuits. The north just really needs to get on the white gravy train, it goes on so many things. Thin enough, I think you'd like it, if you're looking for something that's not.." His head bobs a little. "Loud."
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"We'll find somethin' that you can pick at, just in case."