Yeah, hur-hur, Roman's an idiot, thank you. [ It's the immediate snippy response from hearing the way the other drawls Jesus out, but he's not exactly making a move to run away despite the sudden flare-up of annoyance. He's fully aware this is his own mistake and any reminder that someone else knows it is, too, is a little too much for his brain at the moment.
Even if they're right. ]
...I may or may not have, uh, egged him on. It happened fast, but the weird port-flood-space-life-thing happened and when we came too I sort of kicked him off and then he threw the knife at me and-- [ Fuck. He hisses, unable to hide a whimper as Raylan goes for round two. This sucks. He can feel everything. He takes another swig of the bottle.
He needs to do something. Say something. This can't be wholly serious, Roman can't feel like it's his fault even if he knows it is. He can't feel like he's got the blame, that's impossible, it doesn't feel very Roy-ish. He pivots to something else entirely. ]
It would have been hot if he didn't have a voice that sounded like a helium balloon had nails in it.
['Egged him on' Raylan's hands paused, eyes snapping back up to Roman's briefly before he continues, not wanting for all this to take any longer than it had to. His lips had tightened, but vanished to a while line of nothing as Roman describes the rest.
These fucking thinskinned, weak ass people. At least Izzy should have shouldered the repercussions of his shit without trying to gut anyone who knew about it.]
Don't tell me your cock is rollin' over for the dude that tried to spill your belly across the floor.
[Onto stitch three.]
How'd you egg him on then, might as well give me details.
[ It's harder and harder to be casual about this, especially when they're getting closer to Roman having to admit he has a fault.
Weird, how he can wear that shit on his sleeve--openly, even--but in moments that matter he's left with not much in terms of armor. He's quiet for a few seconds, save for the hiss and half-whine as Raylan continues to stitch him up, pained but stubborn, until he eventually answers. ]
I went up to him in the Speakeasy and showed him the video 'cause he hadn't seen it. I didn't think it would be a big deal, okay?
[Raylan clucks again, a not so faint sucking of his teeth. A host of opinions and admonishment.]
Very least your narrow ass deserves is a broken jaw. Not.. not all this but fuckin' somethin'. That was about the stupidest thing you coulda done, Romulus.
[It was as close as he'd tonally gotten to yelling, volume still cool and even.]
Lucky he wasn't a better shot, the fuckin' asshole. What the hell did you hope to achieve doin' that?
[ Romulus. Roman would be pissed about it if he wasn't too caught up with the fact that Raylan is, as annoyingly usual, completely right. It's getting harder and harder to avoid that thought completely, wincing as Raylan almost-not-quite yells, his whole body bunching up in surprise despite the fact that he'd been anticipating it. ]
I don't know! I- [ he twists his shoulders up again, his whole body shrugging elaborately only for him to remember courtesy of a sharp jolt of pain that he's getting his wounds stictched up. He yelps, whimper shortly following as his hands move back down to where they had been. ]
[His hands pause during the worst of Roman's writhing, giving the man a few seconds to breathe before he continued the slick bloody work. Raylan let a few long seconds of silence linger between them.]
You're real weird about the shit that you care about doin' you harm. You're not untouchable and assholes here aim to fuck around and find out.
[He finally manages the last stitch and ties it off, making sure it's secure before getting the scissors and snipping off the tail. The bottle was grabbed again and poured over the wound.]
Stay there. [It was his turn to pull deep from the bottle, bloody fingerprints already soaking into the label paper. He swallows and just stares at the wound, jaw working.]
You're still gonna have to go to the infirmary. But at least now you won't bleed out. I'm gonna havta refill my first aid kit if you're comin' home with shit like this.
Are you gonna leave that man alone now? [Izzy that is; Raylan's brain was doing a few tasks at the current moment, too many thoughts produced this.]
[ He might have started to protest about going to the infirmary--hell no, absolutely not, if Misty's there he's never going to hear the end of it--but he's still a bit rattled from Raylan calling him out seconds before. That, and the alcohol being poured over his body, which makes him yelp in a rather undignified, pained way.
He presses his lips into a thin line, looking down at his (gross) wound and trying his best not to throw up about it. That's a lot of blood, and sure, he won't die, but it's still his blood... ]
I won't start shit with him. [ It's not a no, but Roman's genuine about his word choice at least. He frowns, forcing his gaze away from his wounds and back up at Raylan. That's too difficult, too, so he settles for a nice spot just above Raylan's eyes so it's not complete eye contact. ]
[Raylan takes a deep breath and sighs it out his nose, nodding shallowly as he studies Roman's face, fully cognizant of the fact that Roman wasn't quite meeting his eye.
There were some easy concessions that could be made. Roman was going through a lot right now.]
Okay. [He wouldn't make Roman Promise. Not this time. This time, Roman was going to get the benefit of the doubt that he was, in fact, promising to not start shit.] And don't let him get within arm's reach again. Don't sit with your back towards a public door neither. Don't leave a drink out around him - if he's in the bar or somethin' get your drink to go. No chance for him to go all Jonestown on ya.
[ It's not quite like he's being given rules--it seems more like advice. Weird advice, probably useful advice, but Roman finally makes eye contact, more out of the absurdity of it all. Vaguely startled into having manners. ]
I really don't think he's the type of guy to go roofie. He's way too reactionary for a long-haul.
[ But he's not ruling the rest of the advice out, he's definitely going to steer clear of the speakeasy for a while. ]
And if you die, I'll kill you. [He took another deep breath.]
Now lets get your narrow ass to the infirmary so a real medical professional can take a look at that. I'll ask 'em for the good drugs too, put you on cloud 9 or somethin'.
[ Like Raylan hadn't been stitching him up. But Roman gets up, wincing as he does so, and tries his best not to look like he's secretly losing his shit. ]
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Raylan's eyebrows lifted, chin jutting out a little.]
You fuckin' showed him? Jesus, Roman.
[He shakes his head a little, leaning forward again to start work on the next stitch.]
Where? Did he go straight for tryin' to gut you?
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Even if they're right. ]
...I may or may not have, uh, egged him on. It happened fast, but the weird port-flood-space-life-thing happened and when we came too I sort of kicked him off and then he threw the knife at me and-- [ Fuck. He hisses, unable to hide a whimper as Raylan goes for round two. This sucks. He can feel everything. He takes another swig of the bottle.
He needs to do something. Say something. This can't be wholly serious, Roman can't feel like it's his fault even if he knows it is. He can't feel like he's got the blame, that's impossible, it doesn't feel very Roy-ish. He pivots to something else entirely. ]
It would have been hot if he didn't have a voice that sounded like a helium balloon had nails in it.
[ Yeah. There. Deflect: say something weird. ]
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These fucking thinskinned, weak ass people. At least Izzy should have shouldered the repercussions of his shit without trying to gut anyone who knew about it.]
Don't tell me your cock is rollin' over for the dude that tried to spill your belly across the floor.
[Onto stitch three.]
How'd you egg him on then, might as well give me details.
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Weird, how he can wear that shit on his sleeve--openly, even--but in moments that matter he's left with not much in terms of armor. He's quiet for a few seconds, save for the hiss and half-whine as Raylan continues to stitch him up, pained but stubborn, until he eventually answers. ]
I went up to him in the Speakeasy and showed him the video 'cause he hadn't seen it. I didn't think it would be a big deal, okay?
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Very least your narrow ass deserves is a broken jaw. Not.. not all this but fuckin' somethin'. That was about the stupidest thing you coulda done, Romulus.
[It was as close as he'd tonally gotten to yelling, volume still cool and even.]
Lucky he wasn't a better shot, the fuckin' asshole. What the hell did you hope to achieve doin' that?
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I don't know! I- [ he twists his shoulders up again, his whole body shrugging elaborately only for him to remember courtesy of a sharp jolt of pain that he's getting his wounds stictched up. He yelps, whimper shortly following as his hands move back down to where they had been. ]
I don't know.
[ Quieter. Morose. ]
It felt good to do it. In the moment.
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You're real weird about the shit that you care about doin' you harm. You're not untouchable and assholes here aim to fuck around and find out.
[He finally manages the last stitch and ties it off, making sure it's secure before getting the scissors and snipping off the tail. The bottle was grabbed again and poured over the wound.]
Stay there. [It was his turn to pull deep from the bottle, bloody fingerprints already soaking into the label paper. He swallows and just stares at the wound, jaw working.]
You're still gonna have to go to the infirmary. But at least now you won't bleed out. I'm gonna havta refill my first aid kit if you're comin' home with shit like this.
Are you gonna leave that man alone now? [Izzy that is; Raylan's brain was doing a few tasks at the current moment, too many thoughts produced this.]
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He presses his lips into a thin line, looking down at his (gross) wound and trying his best not to throw up about it. That's a lot of blood, and sure, he won't die, but it's still his blood... ]
I won't start shit with him. [ It's not a no, but Roman's genuine about his word choice at least. He frowns, forcing his gaze away from his wounds and back up at Raylan. That's too difficult, too, so he settles for a nice spot just above Raylan's eyes so it's not complete eye contact. ]
Lesson learned, okay?
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There were some easy concessions that could be made. Roman was going through a lot right now.]
Okay. [He wouldn't make Roman Promise. Not this time. This time, Roman was going to get the benefit of the doubt that he was, in fact, promising to not start shit.] And don't let him get within arm's reach again. Don't sit with your back towards a public door neither. Don't leave a drink out around him - if he's in the bar or somethin' get your drink to go. No chance for him to go all Jonestown on ya.
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I really don't think he's the type of guy to go roofie. He's way too reactionary for a long-haul.
[ But he's not ruling the rest of the advice out, he's definitely going to steer clear of the speakeasy for a while. ]
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And if you die, I'll kill you. [He took another deep breath.]
Now lets get your narrow ass to the infirmary so a real medical professional can take a look at that. I'll ask 'em for the good drugs too, put you on cloud 9 or somethin'.
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[ Like Raylan hadn't been stitching him up. But Roman gets up, wincing as he does so, and tries his best not to look like he's secretly losing his shit. ]
Alright. But no Misty. I fucking hate her.
[ And with that, he's out the door. ]