Slingin' from the hip, never the heart. | Open Post

Raylan's job took him everywhere, from Harlan to Los Angeles to Paris. The Marshals service was demanding but Raylan leaned into the work, traveling as needed to get to get his man.
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Uninvited holiday guests are rarely a treat, but when the cowboy emerges from behind a thrown-open car door, brim of an old black hat shielding his eyes from the sunlight, there appears to be a bottle with a festive red and green ribbon tied around the base of its neck intended to make the unplanned visit a little easier to swallow. If it happens to be a little early to start drinking - at least, according to proper gentlemen following proper decorum - thankfully, there happens to be none within a hundred miles of this place.
Narrowed eyes make a quick, casual study of the town car that he's pulled up right next to and all the little oddities peppered around the vicinity. It's no small miracle that a place like this can survive any manner of natural and unnatural disasters. By the time those boots chew stones and crisp bark up to the porch, two steps of floorboards creaking under his weight, half a cigarillo had been smoked away. With any luck it'll be all gone by the time the marshal answers those cold knuckles summoning him over to his front door.
"Pardon the intrusion," Doc drawls, tilting his head just enough to make eye contact. He always sounds like he's teasing, but in a good-natured, disarming and playful rather than a cruel or needling way. "But I heard on the wind that you took a bullet for Christmas. That's awful kind of you, standing there letting 'em get one in for a change. Brought you some get well whiskey."
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There was work that needed to be done on the house in Harlan anyway. With Arlo and Helen gone, Raylan really could use the free time to finish up or, in some cases, start a few projects, depending on the reach they demanded. But the country was still the country and his bat was kept next to the door, loaded shotgun companion with it to match the set leaned in the kitchen. He never paid any mind to the driveway facing windows but he heard the car pull up.
Anyone from the office would have called first, made sure he was still even at the house - so it wasn't them. Which left him with the most likely option - someone saw his car posted up in the driveway and ran down the road to tell someone else. The car had left. Someone had been dropped off. Someone didn't mean to leave. He was real short on ideas now, and the shotgun was collected silently on his way towards the door-
That was until he saw the hat, the familiar smoking stick. Doc hadn't been anywhere on his lists.
His door opens, the shotgun set gently to the side as he looks Doc up and down, stunned. Goddamn. He didn't look a fraction different standing in his door than Raylan had imagined.
"Yeah, figured it was about time they got one on the scoreboard." He steps back, opening the door further. The house was still decorated as it always had been, aside from the faint ghost of drywall in the air, accompanied with the smell of fresh wood and a cold fire. God it was good to see him. "Don't just stand out there, come in, have some with me and tell me how bad that cab fare was gettin' you all the way out here. How long'd it take you to get here?"
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"Cryin' shame they didn't get one in the face," Doc teases with a sigh. He closes the door behind himself and walks in, taking a quick look around the place just to be sure that he's not interrupting anything. It's the time of year where he might be interrupting things, or so he's been told on numerous occasions. He needs to undispense with the formalities, call ahead, make an appointment, and not on certain days that are unofficially designated for family. He would have heeded said decorum too, but even with Raylan on speed dial, he struggles to work the phone.
"Looks like I got you alone," he muses as he steps in further to leave the get well whiskey on the countertop. "The fare was exorbitant, as a matter of fact. But everything's exorbitant these days. I am older than paper money, you know." Food and lodging and all manner of things used to cost a few coins. Now everything's in the hundreds, thousands, money you can't even see in a plastic card, on your phone. It's hard to keep up.
"I ain't complaining. Would've taken me weeks on a horse. And probably cost more staying at inns along the way." Of course, there would have been gambling, and women, and other entertainment along the way that might have offset some of the cost, but would have definitely significantly slowed him down.
"That said, I wouldn't mind if I could stay and help out, unless you're expecting anyone else," Doc offers. He wouldn't overstay his welcome, but if there's no one else coming, he would much rather stick around until Raylan's recovered some more. "Terrible business, being alone and out of action in a big old house, cleaning your own blood up." Even though his smile reaches his eyes, there's an unmistakeable tinge of sadness in his voice.
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Raylan smiles crookedly at the dark humor, eyebrows bobbing in a 'what are ya gonna do' kind of way as he turns and leads Henry in towards the living room where he stops to let Henry hit up the Kitchen countertop connection to free his hands. His hands prop lazily on crookedly set hips and he was full of questions, per usual. But it sounded an awful lot like Doc might mean for this to be a longer than what the formalities might call a 'sufficient' visit and time was just about the most valuable thing to him right now. He should feel worse about how pleased he was to hear that. He doesn't.
"I'm not sure we got 'inns' anymore. Just shitty motels that'll give you a rash if you're not careful. But no, there's no one else here and no one expected to show up." Not that it ever really stopped them.
"Plenty'a room, work, and blood to go around to another set of hands. Though it's terrible manners for me to be puttin' a guest to work, the sooner I get this place properly serviceable again, the sooner I can sell it for a decent price.. How is it you heard about my gettin' shot? You got some older than dirt secret on American hills and how to listen through 'em?"
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âShitty motels would have done me just fine too. But nobody takes money or the exchange of a dayâs work anymore. Hell, nobody even takes a man on his word anymore. This countryâs really gone to shits.â Not that heâs done an honest dayâs work in a long time, but. Doc wouldnât have believed a day would come where people would rather take a hard-backed playing card over cold, hard cash. But here they are.
âI called by your office - the cumbersome, legal way, mind - and flirted with the front desk.â Shameless, indisputably, but efficient, as men in hats are wont to be. And Doc has that old world southern man your man could smell like, drawl like and shoot like quality going for him on top of the hat. Before long there was talk about not needing to send flowers and theyâd heard it wasnât so bad and OK Corral jokes and the Givensâs family home address scrawled out on a bizarre piece of yellow paper thatâs inexplicably sticky only on one part of one side.
âI am no guest, and I would insist on getting my hands dirty with haste - especially if it means you would take it easy on yourself. âtis the holidays after all and you, good sir, are meant to be on a Holliday.â The dad jokes get better every year, without a shadow of a doubt.