Malcolm x Raylan: Cowboy Surprise

Art was suspicious right off the bat when Raylan took a week off with the express note that his phone would be Out Of Order til the next Monday, but the Chief Marshal wasn't going to look gift horses in the mouth. Not when it suggested he'd have a few days of peace, until Raylan caved to turning his phone back on again. Still, he watched the younger Marshal walk out of the office and promised himself to check into the state of Harlan within 3 days to make sure that the place wasn't on fire. The smoke would reach him before he called, he was sure.
But Art didn't have much to worry about - Raylan had no plans on staying in the state for his vacation, beyond one day spent closing up Arlo's and securing it the best way he could before getting on a plane to New York City. He wanted to surprise Malcolm - it'd been near two months since they'd last seen each other and frankly, Raylan was tired of missing him. They'd called and texted, stayed in a fairly consistent, if odd houred, touch but it wasn't the same.
Once he landed, Raylan rented a car and navigated his way towards Malcolm's apartment, stopping to grab a bouquet of flowers. It was.. Extra, but Raylan didn't want to show up empty handed, just in case. Thirty minutes later, Malcolm's door buzzer was being hit, like Raylan was here to deliver something. Well, he was, but that was half the fun.

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And if he didn't like it or didn't think it'd stay down, Raylan was more than happy to take the proverbial bullet and finish up Malcolm's serving.
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"I think I woulda liked to do a job like this, if I hadn't gotten into Law enforcement." If his entire life had been different, but sometimes it was fun to ruminate on what could have been.
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"Oceanography or making documentary films?" he asked after a moment.
He could see Raylan doing either well. He was curious, thorough and asked good questions. Traits that would serve a scientist or a scholar.
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"Oceanography or making documentary films?" he asked after a moment.
He could see Raylan doing either well. He was curious, thorough and asked good questions. Traits that would serve a scientist or a scholar.
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"I can't wait to get back to starin' at it."
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"There's gotta be some health benefit to being by the sea."
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At the next remark, he perked up, sitting up to look at him.
"Actually there are a lot. There's more oxygen in sea air and that gives you energy and improves sleep. Also they say that coastal living reduces anxiety and depression, at least partly because of the calming qualities of the motion and sound of the ocean. And ocean water contains a lot minerals, plus salt is antiseptic and it can help heal injuries."
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The way Malcolm perked up and started into his intelligent ramble made Raylan grin, legs shifting a little bit with the hopefully brief reprieve of weight, and his eyebrows lifting as Malcolm finished. "Is it, now. All the more reason to get us on one. How do you get your hands on all these weird studies?"
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"I don't really know. I read a lot."
He snuggled back up against Raylan. "I tend to remember things that I read."
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"Do you still want to go to the library?" Malcolm asked.
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He did not mind putting a few bumps in Jessica's plans at all; she was too used to her way so the surprise was probably good for her.
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He shifted to look up at Raylan. "Incidentally, 'osmosis' is the transfer of water through a barrier. Any other substance is 'diffusion'." He settled his head against Raylan's shoulder again. "But people use it that way all the time."
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"I'm more than happy to make her aware."
She was probably going to have kittens when she found out Raylan's plans for the both of them.
"Eh, you got my point, right? That's all that matters."
They finished the documentary and Raylan stretched underneath him, glancing at his watch. "I could do with a stretch of my legs and lunch, what'dya say?"
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He was bad at staying inside all day, okay?
"Might even get me past one position this time."
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"No complicated arm stands this time," Malcolm told him. He turned and grinned with two rolled up mats in his arm. "So no excuses!"
He rolled out the mats where he had them the last time and gestured for Raylan to join him.
"This is basic stuff. If you get all the way through it, we can discuss both a walk and... other... cardio activities."
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Don't think he didn't see that hook there. He was already on it.
"I think your definition of 'basic stuff' and mine might vary a little," he said as he stripped off his shirt and knelt down with a grunt onto the mat. "It's easy for you because your built up for it. Which I like, by the way."
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"We're going to start the same way," he told Raylan. "Downward dog," he clarified, leaning forward to set his hands on the mat. "Ass in the air, I believe you called it."
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At least Malcolm had an ass worth looking at. Raylan found his own to be much more like Arlo's - a back with a crack and not much padding.
"Who named these things anyway? Why is this a 'dog' position."
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He looked over with a grin. "You're from the country. You've never seen a dog stretch? They're all pretty literal. Like..." He lowered himself down and forward. "Plank."
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"Figured they woulda gone with somethin' more graceful." Seemed.. a hilarious kind of crass somehow. "Definitely not changing my description."
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"Cobra pose. See? Literal."
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Still, the strech of it all made him wince a little and he shifted his hands out a little to compensate.
"How many years have you been doin' this again?"
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end it after a cap off?
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