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Deputy US Marshal Givens ([personal profile] tinstar) wrote2021-12-15 05:00 pm
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-19 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
The thing to keep in mind with all of our bullshit is, really? Ninety-nine-point-nine percent of people don't know it exists. You go along, leading a perfectly normal life, plodding along like all's right in the world - then suddenly your best friend's nicked an evil library book that turns him into a bone-stealing monster. Or a couple of creepy delivery men drop a chained-up coffin in your lap for you to babysit. Or you get attacked by a bloody werewolf, or a vampire. It's just sheer rotten luck, when you do learn the truth. And even then, most people don't learn the full picture. They just... go on with their lives, perfectly traumatised.

[He takes a drink to let that sort of sink in.]

But if you live in England, everyone knows about the Magnus Institute. Officially we're an academic institute dedicated to researching the paranormal. I can't even count how many kids I've helped with their dissertations there.

We're not paranormal investigators. [Bertha's voice is low, the same RP English accent and vaguely dismissive.] Not technically, we just collect it all.

So people come to us with their spooky stories, genuine Twilight Zone or otherwise, and make a statement. Write or dictate the whole thing out in full, and the rest of us investigate it for veracity. I only started working there 'cos I dropped off my CV, and I think Elias could tell I was packing my own horror story. He hired me pretty much on the spot.
statementfuckingends: (Smells like bullshit)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-19 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Bit over a year, actually, but a few key moments come to mind.

[He takes a drink as well, but the sharp alcohol isn't why he grimaces.]

When we got attacked by a flesh-eating worm hive, we discovered the secret tunnels under the Archives - which is basement level, for the record. Jon went temporarily insane for about six months, and we... discovered one of our co-workers had been replaced by a horrible monster, and I think the same day we found a famous librarian brutally murdered in Jon's office. Unrelated, funnily enough, and not actually Jon's fault.

[He's going to offer an apology to your eyebrows later, Raylan.]

We only found out the Archive itself was spooky magic bullshit when I tried to do a runner on some unpaid leave and nearly died of the bloody vapours. Not long after that, actually, Elias just straight up told us he was an evil murderer holding our lives on a string. Not the whole two-hundred-year old body snatching part, I learned that from Jon when I got here.
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
His expression isn't particularly charitable, but his tone remains fairly even. A bit flat. "If I'm going to be fully honest for a moment? No. Jon and I are used to having clashes of opinions, though. He thinks everyone's worth a fair cop, and that's an admirable thing, especially for someone who's been fucked over as many unique times as he has."

He takes another drink, and Bertha starts shredding a piece of orange skin rather vindictively. "But I'm not as nice as Jon. I don't want Elias here, I don't think he'll do anything but hurt people, and I really rather wish he'd just go back to being dead like he deserves. I have a lot of trouble believing he's capable of positive change."

His expression eases off a little as he looks away. "But then, I'm not his warden. I've got a permanent Inmate, so strictly speaking, Elias is only my problem when he makes himself my problem. Unfortunately, he's already given me his mission statement on how he plans to hurt me for hitting him, so it's likely that won't just go away."
statementfuckingends: (You're giving me a headache)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That gets a slight grin out of Tim, grim as it is.

'Severed heads don't plot'. He does like that.

"I got my free hit in, I'm not planning on sinking any more," he says evenly. "But Elias has a way of getting under people's skin. The other week--" ugh, he hates having to say it, and he takes a drink to wash out the bitter taste in his mouth. "--on my birthday, he made cake for everyone. As a deliberate jab at me. He made one my personal favourite, and one was. My dead younger brother's. And when I told him he'd made his point, he said he was just getting started."

He knows how much Elias could use against him. Danny was just easy bait, but if he ever tried something with Sasha, he's not sure all the training in the world could keep him at bay.

"I have multiple people on my case, including my own Inmate, who would go absolutely spare if I got demoted over Elias. So you don't need to worry about me lashing out at him for no reason."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Honestly, he can only get to me so well because I wear my heart--"

Abruptly Bertha stops what she's doing and flaps her wings open, and hopskipjumps onto Tim's arm, just below his shoulder as he grins broadly. "--on my sleeve."

"That's never funny," Bertha comments, but her waddle back to her fruit is extra bouncy.

"Says you. Anyway," he turns his attention back to Raylan. "Elias already knows my biggest weak points. His style was trying to find people's to get a reaction from them. Get in their heads and pull it out of them if he has to. Which will be harder without powers, but not impossible. Just means he has to do it the old fashioned way."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-21 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Bertha gives her croaking little laugh. "We were never worth the effort. Not with his precious Archivist to sculpt."

"Our disappeared coworker is my big one, my brother's the other," Tim says simply. "Neither of them are secrets between our lot, we just don't talk about them. But Jon's good people, even when he turns the spooks on. If all he did was Look at you, he probably figured that level zero was plenty to convince you."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Tim and Bertha exchange a glance quickly, and Bertha gives a long suffering sigh, flapping onto Tim's head to reprimand him with her claws briefly, before she flies over to grab the bottle.

"Ahh, port wasn't all bad. Apparently the last one happened right before I arrived, something like five months ago? Six at the end of the month, I think. Something was sending people into murderous rampages." He finishes his own drink, and catches the bottle as Bertha returns with it and tries to wang it into his head. That gets her a kiss on the top of her head from Tim, still, before he tops up their glasses. "Breaches turn us into completely different people, last one was pirates. Floods aren't so bad, at least the Barge stays the same."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-22 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Best way to do it, really," he says cheerfully. "Just assume a quarter of every month is going to be a complete write-off and you'll be set for whatever weirdness happens. Pleasantly surprised if it's easy, even, like this one. One of my very first ones, everyone got turned into either animals or random monster species from people's homeworlds."
statementfuckingends: (that won't stop me bc i can't read)

[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-23 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
"During a flood? Usually people get a bit of a, uh." There's a slight grimace as he considers it. "I suppose a grace period, depending on if you get hit by whatever’s happening or not. Accidents and self-defence usually get a fair bit of leeway, it's the first degree murders that get people's attention."

He has a brief drink before he remembers. "Oh- warden murdering an inmate? Instant demotion, I'm pretty sure, but it might get circumstantial if it's self-defence. Inmates don't get any real repercussions besides what their warden puts on them. Like how Trevor turns into a ghost if he hits people now, thanks to Zack."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-24 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bertha snickers.

"'Paired' is the generally accepted term. Less demeaning to everyone involved."

"Unless they're being a turd, in which case it's babysitting," she adds dryly.

"We're paired with Daniel Jacobi and Marie," Tim continues, his only concession to the interruption a wider grin. "Raccoon daemon. And a pair of absolute arseholes. We were permanently paired right off the bat, so unfortunately my advice on wardening styles is going to be limited."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-24 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, Jacobi's pretty, uh--"

"Remorseless?"

"Shameless," Tim corrects, "About his whole thing. Working as a corporate espionage demolitionist." He gives a soft hum of amusement. "I get the impression we're actually a bit of an atypical pairing, the way we make it work. We became fast friends when I arrived a month or so after him, and then we got paired. Most of my wardening comes from smacking him when he's being particularly obtuse or non-constructively destructive, as his mate."

"When you get a permanent Inmate you get a file with their life story, by the way," Bertha adds. "Which is why we're giving you updates on Elias instead."
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[personal profile] statementfuckingends 2021-12-25 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Tim gestures a thumb between himself and Bertha. "Researchers. I fully understand what a bitch it is trying to build a case from literally nothing. Or even worse, hear-say."

His fingers drum on his glass for a moment as he shifts in his seat, folding a foot over the other knee. "As for Elias, though..." There's a faint grimace on his face, mirrored in Bertha's annoyed little croak. "If the Admiral thinks there's something there to redeem in that black little cavity where a heart should be on him, then that's really the end of the matter. I don't like it, sure as hell don't agree with it, but I can't do anything about it short of keep to myself."

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